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I can tell you ight now if you will like this book or not Take this fun uizTrue or False1 You like Stephanie Plum think her crazy hijinx are hilarious and want to eat doughnuts with her2 You will excuse a weak mystery for a bunch of funny moments that make you literally LOL and you No Limits (Brutal Master re okay with looking like a lunatic by laughing hysterically whileeading3 A love triangle is fine if you know it s there going into it and it s not that serious anyway No cheating4 Man whores can be Liar, Liar redeemed as long as the heroine makes them suffer A lot And he sees his evil ways before she ever considers him5 Grandmas are just plain funny I don t have any grandmas but when I become one someday I plan on being a funny grandma I will totallyock itOkay I m bored with this uiz now so you probably are too If you answered True you need this book than you need to watch that Modern Family episode you have taped More than you need chocolate More than you need sleep at night because you will stay up to Essays One read and wake everyone up with your laughingAlso it was another one I found free for Kindle on So the deal is this we meet Glady She is basically an aimless floater in life and has worked jobs than a 10 dollar hooker She does what everyone does when they are super successful moves in with her grandma Glady s grandma is a matchmaker I didn t know this was the 1800 s but apparently grandma is older than I thought Or matchmaking is still a thing Or this is fiction I m going to go with old grandma No Time traveling grandma Yeah I like that one Glady is training to do matchmaking herself so she needs to build a goodeputation in town Unfortunately her big outing in the town ends up with her climbing a telephone pole to Femmes, si vous saviez... : 83 questions-rponses, hormones, mnopause, ostoporose rescue a plastic owl with a bunch of stoners and a fireman having toescue her and her flashing her underwear to everyone They now The Kaya-Girl refer to her as underwear girl It s been good for police morale Well I m sorry I wasn t up there Certain to appeal to fans of Janet Evanovich Jennifer Crusie and Katie MacAlister Elise Sax’s hilarious series debut introduces matchmaker in training Gladie Burger who stumbles into a dangerous uagmire of murder anded hot omance Three months has been Gladie Burger’s limit when it comes to staying in one place She’s always been a temp agency kind of girl ever eady to move on That’s why Gladie is than a little skeptical when her eccentric Grandma Zelda ecruits he.
Onger to give everyone a better view Police Chief Don t worry about it They all took photos with their cellphones he said The Police Chief has nicknamed her Pinky underwear color and is too hot for his own good He s also a major man whore Spencer Bolton had a well known scorched earth policy when it came to women He was pure poison to anyone in a dress He was the Al aeda of penises and I was determined to never see him naked But don t worry She tortures him in every way possible Not only is she amateur detectiving over who may or may not have killed her neighbor but she is doing a better job than his cops She also might have stolen his car at one pointHe got snippy with her over that I don t care for your tone I said My tone How about my gun You like my gun He pulled back his jacket to show me his sidearm Big bad policeman I pulled out the Mace Is that my Mace Veins popped out on his neck and his nostrils flared Maybe You stole my car and my Mace I borrowed them Don t be so dramatic I would have taken the shotgun but it was locked Also keeping man whore on his toes is the fact that Glady has a new hot neighbor who is definitely interested Holden s mouth turned up into a smile He was eally handsome like an advertisement for fresh air muscles and sex appeal Yeah we need advertisements for those thingsSo it s a little triangley The police chief shows interest but they don t actually go out on a date or anything It is like an attraction going on The neighbor on the other hand is interested for sure and wants to date Glady if she could ever stop being the target for every lunatic or killer aroundThis book was a lot of fun and I m excited that Overdrive has of the series Pretty good book A mystery omance Gladie is trying to follow in her grandmother s footsteps and become a matchmaker But it s hard to concentrate on love when people keep dying 35 starsDebutGladie Burger has been a matchmaker in training for three mo. R to the family business in the uaint small town of Cannes California Gladie is also highly unualified Her beloved grandmother’s business is matchmaking and Gladie has a terrible track ecord with omance Still despite evidence to the contrary Zelda is convinced that her granddaughter has “the gift” But when the going gets tough Gladie wonders if this gift has a eturn policy When Zelda’s neighbor drops dead in his kitchen Gladie is swept into his bizarre family’s.
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Nths Convinced that Gladie has the gift her grandmother Zelda has brought Gladie into her business Zelda s Matchmaking Services But after three months and no matches Gladie s not convinced When one of her neigbours dies Gladie stumbles into what looks like a case of murder With the dead man s strange family to contend with and hunting down his former colleagues Gladie is pitched headfirst into an investigation where there are too many suspects Coming up against the handsome new police chief Spencer Bolton and her mysterious and gorgeous new neighbour Arthur Holden Gladie s life is suddenly busySet in the small mountain town of Cannes California this is a well written and pretty funny contemporary mystery with a side of omantic love triangle Gladie becomes the bone two dogs are fighting over With her two girlfriends Bridget an accountant and Lucy a marketer her grandmother Zelda and a host of secondary characters there s a lot to love here The blurb says this will appeal to fans of Janet Evanovich and I think that s an accurate statement It does have that crazy light hearted feel to it like the Stephanie Plum novels Gladie the heroine has a great voice The narrative dialogue and characters are fun and humourous The mystery is satisfying I had no clue But no surprises there And though there is a love triangle it does keep things pretty interesting Overall An Affair to Dismember is an enjoyable funny mystery that I liked a lotSteam 15 2 ARC courtesy of Ballantine via Edelweiss 25 starsI ead this for the Cozy Mystery suare for Halloween Bingo Something was definitely fishy about Randy Terns s death and at least one of his children thought he deserved to be murdered Cozy mystery isn t a genre I usually spend a lot of time in but I ve dabbled and the ones I ve dabbled in tend to have a cozy calm mysterious but elaxing feel to them not so here The only What a stupid bumbling boring book Awful It was so poorly writte. Drama Despite warnings from the distractingly gorgeous chief of police to steer clear of his investigation Gladie is out to prove that her neighbor’s death was murder It’s not too long before she’s in way over her head with the hunky police chief a dysfunctional family full of possible killers and yet another mysterious and handsome man whose attentions she’s unable to ignore Gladie is clearly being pursued either by true love or by a murderer Who will catch her firs.
Elise Sax worked as a journalist for fifteen years mostly in Paris France She took a detour from journalism and became a private investigator before trying her hand at writing fiction She lives in Southern California with her two sons An Affair to Dismember is her first novel