Sophie Kinsella: Can You Keep a Secret?

T panthers drink or cola made out of panthers SoI really wanted to dislike this book I was determined not to allow myself to be one of those girls You knowthe ones who plan ladies night out to watch Sex and the City I ve never had a desire to read Bridget Jones Diary or The Devil Wears Prada although I do hate to admit that I actually liked Devil as a movie I mean it s Chick Lit Fluff without the smut What fun is thatTurns out it s fun than I was expecting The book started out in such a way that I was expecting to give up before making it past a few chapters I practically sighed with exasperation over the flighty bumbling office girl who embarrasses herself in front of her boss without knowing who he is The thoughts in my head were practically burning a hole in the Nook No I don t care about what crappy fashion ou re wearing to the office No I don t care that Unjust Deserts you re really a size 12 but tell peopleou re an 8 No I don t care that George V. Higgins you have a lame ass boyfriend who listens to jazz and likes bad moviesJust as I was about to hit delete and ditch the book from my ereader something happened I started laughing A LOT Not the polite little giggly oh that s cute type of laughter The snorting choking oh my god I m dying laughter My husband even looked up from his zombie like trance mid video game to give me a wtf lookIt took several chapters for me to warm up to the book and truth be told if I hadn t promised myself that I wanted to finish at least one chick lit book just to say that I had given the genre a shot I would have uit out before getting to the part where it started to get good Once I got past the mediocre parts revolving around the main character s office and family life and got into the part where she was spending most of her time trying to figure out how to make a relationship with her boss work I was along for the ride It was uite the fun ride too I was pleasantly surprisedWill I continue to read chick lit after this HmmmI don t know This book was fun and I m completely glad that I read it but I still am not fond of the office girlmodern day girl formula that seems to be pretty big in this genre Even with as funny as this book was I ve browsed some reviews for the author s books and it looks like she tends to stick with a similar subject matter for most of her books don t read this in publicespecially ifou re by Black Brothers, Inc. yourselfthis book has been on my wishlist forears apparently it was earning rave reviews from readers online and et everytime i come across this at bookstores i d tell myself to postpone buying it since it had many copies on shelf i never even bothered leafing through it but one day i just decided to actually read its back cover and see what all the hoopla s aboutand then i saw the line Secrets she wouldn t share with anyone in the world I have no idea what NATO stands for Or even what it is and honest to god i just grinned like an idiot i had to read it i actually went to a nearby cafe right after buying this from the store just so that i could beginwhich turned out to be a bad idea cos it was literally difficult to keep a straight face once i read the first few chaptersyou ever had that experience when something is really really funny but ou can t laugh outright or even smile cos people around Daddy Daughter Incest 2 Series Bundle you will start getting wary this book is deadlyou have to read it on some secluded preferably enclosed okay make it enclosed and sound proof place so ou can laugh without being hamperedthis book may even be funnier than her shopaholic series there s just something so natural and so human about the insecurities and then the delusions of Emma and though this might be a comic story first this was a very cheeky romantic romp for me and is it just me or was Jack sexy i just wanted to skip on the next scene where he ll appear i can t wait what next secret he ll be dangling for Emma to suirm overit s not even our run of the mill chick lit cos there were some parts that became serious they were heartbreaking all in all this is a highly recommended feel good story This Many Miles From Desire you ll never want to put it down even whenou know that someone soon will approach ou and politely ask ou to leave their premises cos ou re scaring some people. She wouldn’t share with anyone in the world My G string is hurting me I have no idea what NATO stands for Or even what it is Until she spills them all to a handsome stranger on a plane At least she thought he was a stranger But come Monday morning Emma’s office is abuzz about the arrival of Jack Harper the company’s elusive CEO Suddenly Emma is face to face with the stranger from the plane a man who knows every single humiliating detail about her Things couldn’t possibly get worse Until they.

One of her deepest darkest most embarrassing secrets to a stranger on a plane when she thought they were going to die during a violent turbulence The horrific result strange man isn t a stranger after all LMAOWhile I wasn t a fan of Emma and of any other character in the story for that matter and thought she was awful and ridiculous with every single decision she made She says it s good when it s bad okay when it s not es when she means no in short she lies all the time the hilarity of her story and predictability of the than slightly rubbish plot are entertaining It s my first Sophie Kinsella read and although it wasn t completely successful I have a feeling I ll enjoy her YA novel Finding Audrey Here s my lovely friend s Alice s review of said YA book Happy birthday my Dear Alice Despite the few stars I enjoyed the read so it s all good I ll certainly give Ms Kinsella another chance I hope Julia you re having the time ofour life on Dancing with Fireflies (Chapel Springs, your very special day Loveou girl 3 This was such a fun and entertaining book I laughed out loud multiple times and I also cringed several times because of how embarrassed I was for EmmaMy only problem with this book is that I felt like it could have been longer It felt rushed at times and I wished there was of an ending I wanted to know how it all came together and like for example how Kerry was doing terribly I hopeNevertheless I really enjoyed reading this book and I can t wait to read of her novels in the future Have The Little House in the Woods and Other Stories you ever been on a plane ride through hell andou got so scared The Modern Art Invasion you thought it was better to say whatou have been dying to say all The Faceless Ones (Skulduggery Pleasant, your life beforeou crash I feel that way every time honestly Although I wouldn t go into so much detail as Emma did in Can You Keep A Secret Once again Sophie Kinsella delivers a heroine that we want to cheer for and chastise at the same time Emma is a lovable neurotic dreamer that I feel protective of Spilling our deepest secrets only to have them resurface at a very inopportune and public moment is a shame beyond measure Yet she endures and triumphs Kinsella builds these characters that we want to see succeed although we hope they do learn a lesson or two along the way The story is a big mouthful of pink cotton candy a light and fluffy romance Fearing a plane crash The heroine spills all her deepest secrets to a total stranger Fortunately their plane didn t crash Unfortunately the total stranger turned out to be the CEO of her company view spoiler Worse he manages to spill all her secrets on national television Of course he didn t use her name but she gave it away by her behavior hide spoiler How hard is it to keep our deepest darkest secrets especially if Neverland (Adventures in Neverland, you thinkou are about to die Well for poor Emma it seems to be uite hard Emma is in an airplane which is being tossed about in heavy turbulence and when pure panic seizes her she bursts out to the stranger sitting beside her We re not going to make it I know we re not This is it I m twenty five Invisible Darkness years old I m not ready I haven t achieved anything I ve never had children I ve never saved a life I haven t gotten a tattoo I don t even know if I have a G spot I m sorry says the man sounding taken aback My career s a complete joke I m not a top businesswoman at all I haven t got a team I m just a cr Goal Read a light book and laugh my ass offResult Read a stupid book that made me want to cut it into little piecesOverall Goal HappinessOverall Result A shtty headacheAll my friends gave Can You Keep A Secret a high score all of them loved it all of them asked me to read itSo I didYep And I ended up having a headache Literally Mrs Kinsellaou owe me a pack of meds and a nice foot massageSo why did all my friends love this book and I didn t I have no idea to tell ou the truth I just know this Emma is an idiot A shallow clownish stupid boring insecure clueless loser She s the reason why I hated the book Please promote me I say desperately Please I have to get a promotion to impress my family It s the only thing I want in the whole world and I ll work so hard I promise I ll come in at weekends and I ll I ll wear smart suits Facepalm compilation in321 And btw wtf is this Panther Cola crap Is it cola tha. Hing Ben Hur Sammy the goldfish in my parents’ kitchen is not the same goldfish that Mum gave me to look after when she and Dad were in Egypt Secrets from her boyfriend I weigh one hundred and twenty eight pounds Not one eighteen like Connor thinks I’ve always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken As in Barbie and Ken From her colleagues When Artemis really annoys me I feed her plant orange juice Which is pretty much every day It was me who jammed the copier that time In fact all the times Secrets.

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Can You Keep a Secret Sophie KinsellaEmma Corrigan is a oung woman in London England She is in a stable but dull relationship with the perfect man and is currently attempting to climb the corporate ladder at Panther Cola a multi national cola company headuartered in London Satisfied with life she is thrown off kilter when she mistakenly blurts out all of her inner secrets to a complete stranger on a plane when it hits turbulence and she believes she is going to die Emma believes that she is in the clear when she leaves the plane as she is confident that she will never see that stranger again However when he shows up at work and turns out to be the company s founder she is forced to come face to face with the man her secrets and the desire for her life to change 2007 1385 454 964563461 1388 1390 1392 1394 1397 9789645634610 21 1 2 3 4 58 53 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 53 53 OMG this book is laugh out loud funny like sitting in my cubicle at work just giggling to myself In the days I spent reading this one I told numerous people about it because I was just so excited and happy to find a book that made me actual loud out loud Some of my best friends raved about this book during our girls weekend last The Space Race year and I was repeatedly toldou have to read thisEmma Corrigan is a typical girl just like us or me at least She is awkward inappropriate and just trying to prove herself Emma is flying back from a business trip that of course went horribly bad During the flight there is some extreme turbulence and she thinks she is going to die During her freak out she precedes to unload all her secrets on everyone around her Monday morning comes with a big surprise one of the passengers is the owner of Emma s company and he remember everything All her secrets are out some as small as hating g strings and the coffee at work to her insecurities with her family and lesbian dream she had about her best friend This story is so freaking perfect It s so funny it s freaking cute as shit and the love stories is so sweet This is my first book by Sophie Kinsella but it will not be my last The audiobook is absolutely fantastic and made me believe the narrator was Emma Teaser created by me with stock images purchased from depositphotos I m not really 100% into Chick Lit but this is one of those books that I ve seen pop up over and over again on all the Best Of lists over the The Norton Anthology of World Masterpieces years and I ve grown uite curiousNo seriously True story Anyway I ve been on the hunt for really funny fluff this past month and finally decided to pull the trigger on my first Sophia Kinsella book Supposedly this was a HI LARIOUS rom com and I was in the market for exactly thatHoweverSometimes what makes me smile doesn t match up with everyone else in the roomSo was it funnyYes No KindaI mean it wasn t the sort of humor that had me doubled over gasping for breath but there were cute moments It was the kind of jokey stuff that would have done well with a laugh track or something if that makes senseBUTEven though this wasn t exactly what I was initially looking for I still had a reallyreallyreally good time reading it It was just a super cute romance little story about a Yalnız Tatil (Genconun Yalan Dünyası young woman in the middle of getting serious about her career path finding a man she loves and simultaneously growing a set of balls I ve noticed that I never really find the resolutions to the assy family andor assy friend drama in Chick lit to me sufficiently um resolved I guess And this one was no different The ending felt sort of rushed as everything gets kinda built up to this crazy dramatic showdown then everyone whistle farts away into a Happily Ever After I ve come to expect that it s not even a deal breaker anyThere was uite a bit of the ridiculous in this as far as nonsensical plot stuff goes but I don t read this genre to get a glimpse of realism So a lot of the nuttier aspects of the story view spoilerlike the way her co workers figured out he was talking about her on television hide spoiler Two point five ish stars uirky hilarious read about a 25ear old clumsy silly awkward Emma who is always caught in the most embarrassing situations and thinking she s probably not The Book of SHE yet embarrassed enough spewed out every single. BONUS This edition contains an excerpt from Sophie Kinsella's Wedding NightWith the same wicked humor buoyant charm and optimism that have made her Shopaholic novels beloved international bestsellers Sophie Kinsella delivers a hilarious new novel and an unforgettable new character Meet Emma Corrigan aoung woman with a huge heart an irrepressible spirit and a few little secrets Secrets from her mother I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom with Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watc.

Sophie Kinsella has sold over 40 million copies of her books in than 60 countries and she has been translated into over 40 languagesSophie Kinsella first hit the UK bestseller lists in September 2000 with her first novel in the Shopaholic series – The Secret Dreamworld of a Shopaholic also published as Confessions of a Shopaholic The book’s heroine Becky Bloomwood – a fun and feisty fin